About Us
The following translations from Cinekin Speak to English is made possible through a rare study of the ancient plastic translation device: The Rosettakin Tablet:
"We live in caves, deep underground, but cherish above all the flickering light."
Translation:
We live in the Northern Midwest, where summer is 3 months long, and winter is 9. Thus, we watch lots of movies.
"In the center of our network of caves is an omniscient mother-brain that connects the minds of all Cinekin, updating each to each on the latest cave-gossip and new fast food joints."
Translation:
We have a big server, a state of the art algorithm, and gobs of bandwidth. That's how we can give you the best movie and critic recommendations possible.
"Cinekin need two things to survive: a flickering energy source, and a food we call golden discs."
Translation:
We like helping people discover new movies, re-discover
Old Ones,
and we eat a lot of pizza.
and we eat a lot of pizza.
"We Cinekin are always adding to our caves, and always look forward to new decorating or hoarding tips."
Translation:
We're always improving www.cinekin.com, and adding new and exciting features. We love feedback of any kind, but constructive criticism is cherished above all.
"All Cinekin love to play games."
Translation:
We play World of Warcraft. A lot. We're probably playing now. I also like WoW.